The Chinese Clock

A woman is cheating on her husband while he is out playing golf. In the middle of the act the busy couple hears the front door open. The man looks, in panic, after a place to hide and decide to make a run for the closet. He manages to close the closet door the second the bedroom door opens but there is a problem. The "package" is now stuck in the door crack and its way to late to do something about it now, so he decides to ride it out and hope for the best. The husband enters the room with the golf bag over his shoulder.

Husband: "Hi hun, why are you still in bed?"

Wife: "Oh, I'm not feeling to good darling. I've been in bed the whole day."

Husband: "That sounds horrible, can I get you anyth... What the heck is that?" He says and points at the mysterious object dangling from the closet door.

Wide: "well that is.... a Chinese clock! I got it yesterday..."

Husband: "A Chinese clock you say. Well isn't it supposed to be ticking or something? Do you think it might be broken?"

Wife: "Well I don't know darling..."

The husband walks up to the Chinese clock and takes a good long look at it, and then slaps it hard with his hand.

Husband: "Hmm, Still nothing."

He slaps it again even harder and a silent whimper is heard from the clock.

Husband: "I think we are onto something here hun!"

He walks over to the golf bag and grabs his driver and positions himself in front of the clock and takes his driving stance.

And just as he started the back swing he heard: "DING DONG FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"