A guy enters a grocery store...

and asks the store clerk for 1 kilogramme of oranges, but he wants each orange to be packed individually.
The clerk looks at him funny but after seeing the serious look on the man's face, he knows he means business and does as requested.
The customer then asks for 1 kilogramme of apricots, but again, he wants each apricot to be packed individually.
"What is wrong with this guy?" the clerk thinks while packing the apricots.
Of course the man is not finished shopping and so he asks for 1 kilogramme of cherries, and he wants each cherry packed individually.
The store clerk starts breathing heavier as he gets angrier. You can see his rage on his face as he's packing each cherry. "I am not getting paid enough to deal with this shit" he thinks, but nonetheless, still finishes the job.
"Is there anything else you would like?" says the clerk politely, while his face is visibly glowing of anger.
"Yes, I have a question"
"?"
"What's that black thing up there on the shelve behind you?"
"................................................
THAT'S PEPPER YOU FUCKTARD AND IT'S NOT FOR SALE!"

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