One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, I did that by accident. She replied, I know that, daddy. He replied, How'd you know? The girl said, Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE!' afterwards!
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