....the Cat will play.


Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting."My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure." she lamented to the woman next to her. "Well," the lady replied, "what's wrong with that?""He likes to do it while I'm stuck at these damn meetings"

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