A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to
on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed
a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.
The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty
years ago."
The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and he
immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a junebug. They made love like
never before.
Back in the car, the guy says, "Darlin', you sure never moved like that
forty years ago--or any time since that I can remember!"
The woman says, "Forty years ago that goddamn fence wasn't electrified!"
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