There were two old people that are married and have been for fifty years. One day they went to a doctor because they recently had been forgeting things and they were afraid that they would leave the stove on. The doctor said, �There is no way medically, but you could always write notes to help you remember things.� That night, as the wife was getting up, her husband asked what she was doing. She replied, �I was just going to make some ice cream.� The husband insisted that he would make it. As he was walking into the kitchen, she called out, �WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!� �Okay dear,� he replied. �And sprinkles too!� �Okay dear.� From the kitchen came sounds of banging pots and pans and nearly twenty minutes later he came back into the room with bacon and eggs. The wife said �Where's the toast?�
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