A man sat down at a bar just a few seats away from a beautiful blond showing a lot of cleavage and ordered a beer.
The bartender filled a mug and slid it down the bar, but it hit the lady's chest and splashed beer on her breasts. The bartender retrieved the mug, gave it to the man, and then licked the excess beer off the blonde's breasts.
When the man ordered another beer, the same thing happened again.
After his third beer also hit her, he decided it was time to share the bartender's fun. So he moved over and started licking the woman's breasts himself, and she decked him!
Lying on the floor, he groaned, "Why didja hit me? You let the bartender do it?!"
She replied, "Well yeah - he has a licker license!"
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