Little Johnny and Little Mary are playing in the sandbox. Johnny proudly holds up his sand bucket and says “I got my bucket.” Mary picks up her bucket and says “I got my bucket too!” Johnny picks up his shovel: “I got my shovel.” Again, Mary says “I got my shovel too!” Johnny then pulls down his pants and says “I got one of these!” Mary doesn’t have one of those of course and runs crying home to her mother.
The next day, they are playing together again ad it’s the same thing. Johnny says “I got my bucket.” Mary comes back “I got my bucket too!” Johnny says “I got my shovel.” “I got my shovel too!” Again Johnny pulls down his pants and says “I got one of these.” This time, Mary pulls down her pants and says “well I got one of these and my mommy says that with one of these I can get as many of those as I want!”
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