Little Johnny

Little Johnny is sitting in class. The teacher draws a banana on the whiteboard and asks the class, "Class, can anyone guess what this fruit is?"

Little Johnny raises his hand and shouts, "That's not a fruit, it's a penis!"

Little Suzie, offended at hearing the word "penis," immediately begins to cry, and runs out of the classroom to the principal's office.

"Suzie, what's wrong?" he asks.

She attempts to answer through the tears, but the Principal can hardly make out a word.

"Suzie," he asks, "Did little Johnny do this to you?" Still crying, she nods her head yes.

The principal storms out of the office, down the hall, and into the classroom. He marches over to Johnny's seat and shouts, "Johhny, this is the last straw! You are always picking on Suzie and making trouble for all your classmates. I am sick of your antics!" The principal finally looks over at the whiteboard. "And now you've drawn a penis on the whiteboard!"