(sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)Dogs tags ring, are you listening'?In the lane, snow is glistening'.It's yellow, not white -- I've been there tonight,Marking up my winter wonderland.Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;"Avoid where I pee, it's my property!Marked up as my winter wonderland."In the meadow dad will build a snowman,following the classical design.Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!Straight from me to the fence post,flows my natural incense boast;"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,I mark it as my winter wonderland."
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