One day the blonde went to the doctors office with two red ears. The doctor happened to ask what happened to one ear and the blonde said well the phone rang and instead of picking up the phone i picked up the iron and placed to my ear. Then the doctor asked what happened to her other ear, "the son of a bitch called back!"
spencer/girl
11 years old
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