"What might we be betting on?" asks the bartender.
The man replies, "I bet you one thousand dollars that I can put a shot glass on the end of the bar down there, come back over here and piss into it and not miss a drop."
The bartender thinks for a minute and then decides, "I think I'd pay a thousand dollars just to see that."
So the man puts a shot glass down at the end of the bar, walks back and climbs up onto the bar and unzips his fly.
Then he pissed everywhere. Nowhere was safe within reach of his powerful stream.
He finished up and the bartender, grinning from ear to ear watched the guy fish a grand in cash out of his pocket, asked, "so why did you make a bet for a THOUSAND dollars you knew you couldn't win?"
To which the man replied, "well you see that disappointed man in the white suit and a cowboy hat? I bet him FIVE grand that I could piss all over your bar and you'd be happy about it."
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