Red hot chilli peppers bassist Flea walks into a bar...

... and bumps into another chap who also likes to keep Bees ([context](https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/3h9zi9/chili_peppers_bassist_starts_apiary_fleas/))

 


They get chatting about their shared passion and the following conversation ensues:

 


Random Bee Keeper: "How many bees have you got Mr Flea from Red Hot Chilli Peppers??"

 


>Flea: "I've got 200,000 bees”

 

Random Bee Keeper: "Not bad - How many hives have you got?"

 

>Flea: "I've got 50 hives"

 

Random Bee Keeper: "So, 50 hives; 200,000 bees?"

 

>Flea: "Yeah. How may bees have you got?"

 

Random Bee Keeper: "I've got a million bees"

 


>Flea: "**WOW!!! A MILLION bees?!**"

 

Random Bee Keeper: "Yeah"

 


>Flea: "How many hives have you got?"

 


Random Bee Keeper: "Just the one"

 


>Flea: "**WHAT!!!!! A million bees and only one hive?!?!?**"

 


Random Bee Keeper: "Yeah, fuck 'em. They're only bees..."

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