The Bear and the Rabbat


A bear was chasing a rabbit in the woods when they came across a magic lamp. The geni came out and said " O.K. which one of you found me?" They argue about it for a while and the geni finally says "Fine. I will give you both three wishes." The bear goes first and says " I wish that all of the bears in this forest, except me, were girls." Then the rabbit says " I wish I had a motorcycle."
The bear goes again and says " I wish all of the bears in the country, except me, were girls." and the rabbit says " I wish I had a helmet." then the bear says " I wish all of the bears in the world, except me, were girls." and the rabbit says " I wish the bear was gay."

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