The bald man and his wig

A bald man wearing a wig, along with his wife, go to the movie theater. After lights out, the man somehow loses his wig. He uses his hand and searches for it around his seat. His wife, having been deprived of sex for so long, uses this opportunity and takes his hand and puts it under her panties. His hand goes in there and all of a sudden, he says "That's not my wig!" She then asks "How did you find out?" He says "I don't part my wig in the middle!"

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