and yells out "DRINKS ARE ON ME BOYS!!!" The bartender pours everyone a round and pulls Tommy aside and asks, "What gives?"
Tommy looks at the barkeep and says "Michael, last night when I was walking home along the rail yard I found a woman tied to the tracks. I took her home and we had wild sex all night. Every position, every room of the house....greatest night of life!" Michael nods his head and moves in closer. "Tell me Tommy, was she good looking?" Tommy looks around, leans in and says "I don't know, I never found her head."
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