A woman walks in to a gynecologists office...

He looks at her and all of his professionalism goes out the window cuz she was sooo sexy. He asks her to undress and he then proceeds to touch her up on the inside of her legs.

- Do you know what I'm doing?' - he asks her.

- Yes, you are checking for any broken or damaged skin.

- Yes, - he replies.

He then begins to fondle her tits.

- Do you know what I'm doing now? - he asks her.

- Yes, you are checking for any lumps that could be cancerous.

- Yes, - he replied.

Then he mounted her and started having sex with her.

- Do you know what I'm doing now?

- Yeh, you are getting herpes. That's why I came to see you!

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