A man goes to the dentist complaining of a toothache. She takes a look and determines that it has to come out. She takes out a needle and says "just lay still, this will get you numb and we can get to that tooth." "But doc" he replies "I'm really afraid of needles, is there anything else we can do?" "Sure" she says "I'll can turn on this gas and you breathe slowly into this mask." "But doc" he replies again panicked "I'm very claustrophobic. Is there anything else we can do?" She thinks for a moment "well, what about pills?" "Yeah, I can do pills" he says relieved. She leaves for a moment and comes back with a blue football shaped pill. "Hey doc, I didn't know Viagra was a pain killer!" "It's not" she says "but it'll give you something to hold onto while I rip that tooth out!"
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