An old man goes to a doctor and tells him it's time he finally tries Viagra. The doctor goes ahead and starts writing the prescription when the man interrupts him and asks "if it's alright could you tell the pharmacy to cut them into quarters?" Confused, the doctor tells him "I'm sorry sir but you can't get a full erection unless you take a whole one." To which the old man replies "Erection? I just want to stop pissing on my shoes!"
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