The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major.

Traffic Lights..

I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday, minding my own business patiently...

I Love Mustard

As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun...

Why can't Mexico...

Because all their runners, jumpers and swimmers are already here.

Turtle Nipple Stew

You guys hear how they do Shark Fin Soup? They drag the sharks out, hack off...

The knack of flying

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and...

How many Vietnam...

YOU DONT KNOW MAN! YOU WERENT THERE!! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE!!!

One True Wish

A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when they come upon a...

Why did the nun...

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

THE TOOTHBRUSH

YOU KNOW THAT A REDNECK INVEVTED THE TOOTH BRUSH BECAUSE IF ANY ONE ELSE...

What did the...

I can clearly see you're nuts