The teacher tells the class that to have a little fun everybody is going to get to tell a story, it doesn't have to be over their spring break, but it does have to have a moral.
The first kid stands up and says that "I once went to my grandparents farm. Their chickens laid eggs and we put them all in an incubator. We counted 20 eggs but only 15 of them hatched. The moral to my story is to not count your chickens before they hatch."
The next kid stand up and says, "I went to my grandparents farm one time too! When our chickens laid eggs we put them all in a big basket in the back of the truck to take them back to the farm house. On the way we hit a bump in the road and all of our eggs fell out! The moral to my story is not put all your eggs in one basket."
The teacher says good job and the next kid stood up to tell a story. "My dad was in the Vietnam war and his helicopter got shot out of the air. All he had in the helicopter was a parachute, a machete, a machine gun with 50 rounds of ammunition, and a 12 pack of beer. As he floated down he drank the entire 12 pack of beer, and when he finally landed on the ground he was surrounded by 100 Vietcong. He killed the first 50 with his machine gun, the next 30 with his machete, and the last 20 in hand to hand combat"
The kid finished his story there and sat down. The teacher replied, "well that's a pretty good story, but you didn't give a moral."
He stood back up, "the moral to my story is, 'don't fuck with my dad when he's drunk'"
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