and says to his mother,"Today the teacher asked a question and I was the only one who knew the answer". The proud mother said,"That's great son. What was the question". The little Polish boy says,"Who farted?"
and then he says to his father,"Daddy, daddy, today I had my first blow job." The father says,"That's great. How was it." The boy says,"Well the taste was terrible"
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