The election was in such shambles that none of the US citizens were voting, there was a nation wide boycott of the election.
Since no one was voting there had to be a way to decide who the next president was going to be. It was agreed that a foot race around The Whitehouse would determine the next president. The top three candidates were to race around The Whitehouse.
Up first was Bernie Sanders. Being old and not used to exercising he struggled to get around, but finally posted a time of 12:30.
Next was Donald Trump. He trained his ass off for this and was sure he was going to be the fastest to run around The Whitehouse. He came across the line at a faster 10:30.
Hillary was not going to let Trump beat her. She took off and started hopping fences and trampling flowers in order for her to make sure she had the fastest time. She crossed the line at 9:30.
She walked up to Obama and said have you ever seen a faster time?
He put his arm around her and whispered "Yes, Bush did 9/11"
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