10 Inch Bic

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke

He asks the other guy if he has a lighter

He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter

Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"

The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."

The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "

Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing"

"Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants

The man says " I want a Million Bucks "

The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head

The guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?"

The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

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