Introduce Yourself
Hi my name is...
Why it works: It's not a corny cheesy pickup line used on other girls. It's blunt, bold, and straight to the point. After that it's all you, cowboy.
Stare at her
This has never failed to this day:
Approach the woman while staring straight at her (so that she can see you coming). Do not look away, even if she stares at you. Tell her this when you reach her:
"You look like someone that I would like to meet."
Here are some responses I had while doing this pickup line:
"That's a nice thing to say."
[A smile]
"What's your name?"
"OK [with a smile]"
Usually, women don't know how to answer this so they are most likely to welcome your presence.
Call her sexy
This one is a bit on the not-so-classy side, but it still works, to a certain extent. The problem with this line is that it’s too blatant. It comes across as a bit pushy and even rude – depending on how you pull it off. So here it goes:
"Hey girl, why you being all sexy 'n shit?"
I would definitely try and "swag" up the presentation of the line with a nice smile and a slightly cocky but confident flair. With this line I was able to pull some 10's -- and one 10 I actually ended up dating for a while. Girls were somehow intrigued by it, baffled and flattered at the same time. It causes a mix of emotions, but there’s definitely a lot of banter in this one.
Make her laugh
Pickup line that paid off in two ways:
My dad always said that if you can make both guys and girls laugh, then you’re funny. At first this seemed bizarre, but it landed up being completely true. The great thing is that you don’t actually need anyone to tell you that you’re funny or not. It’s pretty obvious; you either make people laugh, or you don’t.
Personally, I know I make people laugh – but not from crude or childish jokes. The best type of comedy comes from quick-witted, intellectual, and sometimes sarcastic, or satirical conversation. With this being said, making a woman laugh can relate to anything in the moment. Your options are endless. Whether it’s a witty comment, or a good old fashioned story, getting a woman to laugh definitely scores you the brownie points.
Make eye contact
Whenever my wingman, Cairo, and I were out on a hunt, we would always have our eyes open for ladies who were either staring at us or looked as if they were making comments about us. For example;
The two of us are walking in a crowded area at a social event and Cairo overhears two girls walking past us. I’m the furthest from the two girls so I don’t even know they’re looking at me. Cairo tells me that one of the girls said: “Oh my God that guy is f**king hot”. As soon as he tells me this, we turn around and head for them. I tap the girl – whom Cairo noticed – on her shoulder and say:
“You were totally checking me out! I saw you!”
Now, I know that sounds like an epic fail, but 100% of the ladies who were actually checking me out either laughed or started a conversation. And it all ends with someone buying drinks.
Be sarcastic
It's fun to make eye contact, check her out from head to foot, showing some surprise at her "feather colouring," and ask simply, "So your favourite colour is red right?" Obviously you have to get a dig at her by implying she’s only wearing one colour or a dominant colour. Most women catch the ball and a very good conversation follows. The usual answer is "Can't you tell?" or she just plays along with you.
Show off
This is a very tricky one to pull off. Some girls like the badass attempt; others find it extremely off putting. The important thing is to know the difference between show boasting and putting your ass on a throne. Almost all girls I’ve met regard arrogant guys and assoles as the same thing.
Find something you have in common
I don’t use this one as often as the other options, but it works quite often.
For example, "I have those exact same shoes!" The ice is broken with a smile and a laugh. I like to think it works because it simultaneously tells the girl that I notice something specific about her attire and shows it to her with a well-balanced delivery of cockiness and playful insult.
If you get a look from her that suggests she thinks you’re gay, I’d say you just went into the friendzone with impeccable timing.
Be a gentleman
Total truth: Introduce yourself as a perfect gentleman (I call it the simple approach), buy her a drink (her choice) and make small talk to see if there is a spark of interest.
Small things like pulling her chair for her (if you are going to sit down together), covering your mouth when you cough, and presenting yourself as if you show the utmost respect for yourself can already separate you from the competition.
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