(Calling restaurant for dinner one night)
Employee: Hello?
Me: Yeah, hi. Do you guys do wraps?
Employee: Yeah, all kinds.
Me: Cool. Can I get two?
Employee: Sure!
Me: Ok, let me get one Biggie and one Pac. g'head.
Employee: ......
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