An old miner came down from the hills and walked into the local saloon...

He says to the bartender, "Give me a stiff shot and a fast woman."

Bartender says, "Things are pretty slow around here. No women to speak of, but old Joe is in the back if you're interested."

The miner says "I'm not into that sort of thing" and walks out.

A few months later the miner comes back into the saloon and says to the bartender, "Give me a stiff shot and a fast woman."

Bartender says "Things are still pretty slow around here. No women, but old Joe is still in the back if you're interested,

The miner says "I told you, I'm not into that sort of thing" and walks out.

A few months go by and the miner comes back into the saloon.
He says to the bartender, "Forget the shot. Just give me a woman, ANY woman."

Bartender says "Things are still pretty slow around here. No women, but old Joe is still in the back if you're interested."

The miner is desperate at this point and says to the bartender, "Look if I do this who's gonna know about it?"

The bartender says "Well it'll be you, me, old Joe, and the two guys holding Joe down, because he's not into that sort of thing either."