So Treebeard was carrying the little Hobbits to Isengard.

Upon arrival they found that the entrances to the grounds that surround the tower were completely blocked by other giant trees whose humanoid faces showed the sternest of expressions. Treebeard says with disappointment "we have no choice but to turn back". Merry replies "Why? Can't you just ask them to move?" To which Treebeard exclaims "Not at all, I can't talk to them, they are not Ent Trees, in-fact quite the opposite, they are No-Ent Trees!"

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