The morning of thanksgiving I was getting ready for breakfast when I heard noises from my parents bedroom.
"O baby, your penis feels so good, O baby your vagina is soooo tight!"
I asked a little later "Mom? Dad? What's penis and vagina."
"O It just means coat and hat."
Later while watching my dad shave he cut himself.
"SHIT!"
"Dad what's shit?"
"O, it just means shaving" he replied.
I made my way downstairs and heard my mom yell "fuck" as she cut herself whilst carving the turkey.
"What's fuck mom?"
"O, it means carving the turkey."
Just then the doorbell rang. It was the entire family and friends that were coming over for dinner. I answered the door saying
"hello you can hang your penises and vaginas over there, my dad is upstairs shitting and Mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
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