Once, there was Birthday Party of king and invited all the villagers for the celebration but condition was villager should bring a gift.
Two best friend were excited to join but dint had money to buy gifts.
Friend 1: let's gift watermelon.
Friend 2: No, it will be expensive let's give lemon.
They decided to gift lemon and when to Birthday Party.
Both friends gave lemon to the king. This made king angry. He ordered soldiers to torture them put that lemon in their Ass and throw them out.
Soldiers followed and poor friends were lying outside the castle beaten up.
Friend 2: Thank God, we dint gift watermelon!!!
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