The 10 Inch Pianist

So there was a huge crowd in a bar with a man and a small man playing the most beautiful song on the piano. The man in charge of this small man go's to different bars making tips off of him. One day a man comes up to him and asks him how in the world he got such a small man that could play the piano that well. The man says ''Well I got him from this genie's bottle'' as he pulls out this very strangely shaped bottle. The other man astonished then says ''Let me get a try at that'' So he snaps it out of his hand and wishes for a million bucks as he rubs the bottle. Then all the sudden a million deer pop out of nowhere. (like an RKO) The man stunned says ''Well what the fuck happened there?!'' The man with the pianist then said ''The genie doesn't listen very well. Do you think I would actually wish for a fucking 10 inch pianist?!''

Sorry if there's bad grammar. I typed in the middle of a csgo game