Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.
He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out.
He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish.'
And I said, 'No shit?!'"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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