There's an old texas cowboy riding the range when he sees a glint in the sun. He rides over to it and it's a genie in a bottle. The genie tells the cowboy "i'll grant you three wishes if you let me out of this bottle". The cowboy says "alright". The genie says "what's your first wish cowboy?". Cowboy says "I wanna be the luckiest cowboy on the range". Genie says "ok done. What's your second wish?". Cowboy says "I wanna be the handsomest cowboy on the range." Genie says "what's your third wish?". The cowboy thinks for a long while then he tips his hat up and says "I wanna be hung like this here horse i'm ridin'". Genie says "done...". The next morning the cowboy wakes up and says "damn I feel lucky". He goes and looks in the mirror and says "damn! I'm handsome". Then he looks down and says "GODAMN, I FORGOT I WAS RIDIN' OLD NELLIE".
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