Test your Size


A shy man enters the Pharmacy to buy some condoms!
"What size would you like sir?" said the young buxom female pharmacist?
Red faced the man replied, �Well miss I am not sure,�
�Well in that case sir; go to the back of the Pharmacy, enter the shed outside! There you will find three holes in the back wall; try them out to establish the size you require�
After he had entered the shed, she rushes behind it, slipped her panties down, and backed on to the holes!
After a few minute establishing, the right hole to insert his penus into, she quickly backed on to it to respond to the ejaculation.
He began to enjoy poking the hole very much, and after some considerable time he finished the test and pulled out of the hole he was enjoying!
Where the female pharmacist quickly pulled her panties up and ran back into the Pharmacy to re-serve him!
He came back into the Chemist with a wide grin from ear to ear on his face.
�Well� said the young female pharmacist also with a large red broad grin on her face
�What size did you find the most comfortable sir?�
To which the man replied!
�Fuck the size I�ll buy the shed�

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