The teacher asks her a question. ''Tess, can you tell us who made the earth?'' The boy behind her stabs her in her butt with a pencil. ''God almighty!'' Tess screams. ''Good job!'' Says the teacher.
A couple of days later, she's sleeping again during the same class. The same teacher asks her ''Tess, who was born on the 25th of december?'' The boy behind her stabs her in her butt- again. ''Jezus Chist!'' She cries. ''Well done'' Says the teacher.
A while later, the teacher asks Tess another question. ''Tess, what did Eva say to Adam after the birth of their 21st child?'' The boy behind Tess saves her once again with the pencil. Tess gets mad and screams "If you stick that thing in my hole one more time, i''l fucking break it!'
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