A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has
just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are
carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall,
jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman
is actually alive.
She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held
at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers
are again carrying the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries, "Watch out for the wall!"
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