The Mexican the Texan and the Russian


Theres a Mexican, a Texan, and a Russian on a cruise ship in the Carribean and a waiter walks by with a tray of drinks. The Russian grabs the Vodka and throws it over-board saying, *Ive had enough of THAT at home!* The Mexican grabs the Tequila and throws it over-board exclaiming, *Ive had enough of THAT at home!* The Texan grabs the Mexican and throws him over-board cursing, *Ive had enough of THAT at home!*

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