Close Enough For Government

3 young boys were trying to figure out whose dad was the best.
"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it,
and catch it in his bare hands."


"My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front
of it and catch it in his bare hands."


"I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the state of
Florida. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."