[Long] Four old buddies meet up at a bar to reminisce...

One of them has to use the bathroom, so he excuses himself from the bar.

While he's gone the other 3 guys start talking about their sons. The first guy says, "Well I was a little worried about my son. After high school he didn't seem to have any ambition. I made him get a job raking leaves for a big real estate company, and one day while he was at work he started talking to a couple that stopped by a house on a whim. Well, he sold them the house right there on the spot. Turns out he's got a natural gift for selling houses, now he owns a huge realty company and he just gave his best friend a mansion for his birthday!"

The second guy says, "That reminds me of my own son. After high school he was living at home, just playing on the internet all the time. One night while he was bored, he bought a couple penny stocks with his last $50. He was hooked, and spent a ton of time learning everything there is to know about the market. He's made so much money on the market now that he owns his own investment firm and he just gave his best friend a million dollar portfolio for his birthday!"

The third guy says, "This is crazy but that sounds just like my son. After he graduated he was bumming around, sleeping on his friend's couch. He got a job washing cars at a car dealership for beer money. One day he helped convince some customers to buy a car, and on a hunch the dealership owner made him a salesman. He's been so successful that now he owns three dealerships, and he just gave his best friend a Mercedes Benz for his birthday!"

Upon finishing his story the fourth man returned from the bathroom. They tell him that they'd been talking about their sons and the fourth man says, "Oh god, I hate to say it but to be honest my son is a little bit of a disappointment. He's thirty now and a hairdresser, and I just found out he's gay and has a bunch of boyfriends. I try to look on the bright side though, his boyfriends just gave him a mansion, a million dollars worth of stock, and a Mercedes Benz for his birthday."