My girlfriend's mother was born and raised in another country, so she cooks a lot of exotic dishes. The first time I ate dinner with my girl's family, her mom prepared a huge pot of soup. Although I couldn't identify the exact contents, its smelled pretty good, and I hadn't eaten all day. Everyone was eager to eat too, so they dug in with gusto.
I dug in too...and grimaced.
My girlfriend's mom noticed the contorted look on my face, "Is everything ok?"
Me: "Oh yeah....yeah (cough) everything's super, this is real good Mrs. J."
My girlfriend looked at me knowingly, "It takes some getting used to. It's an acquired taste."
Then my girlfriend's little 10 year old brother pipes up: "How do you acquire the taste of shit?"
I don't think I've ever been in a room more silent. My GF's mom was mortified. The silence last for what seems like an eternity, before the dad pipes up, "Through practice."
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