A boy asks his father about his penis, curious as to what it is.
"That's your limo." his Dad said. "You have to park it in girls' garages."
The boy runs off to go play.
That boy's sister asks her mother about her vagina, curious as to what it is.
"That's your garage. Don't let boys park your limo in there."
The girl runs off to play with her brother.
The parents are sitting down watching TV, when they hear a scream of pain coming from upstairs. They run up, and find their son on the ground holding his penis and the girl holding a pencil.
"What happened in here?!" The dad yelled.
The little girl replied "He tried to park his limo in my garage so I popped one of its back tires."
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