Talk with God


MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.
GOD: I know, I made her that way so you would love her.


MAN: God, she has such beautiful blue eyes.
GOD: I know I made them for her so you would love her.


MAN: There is only one thing wrong with her. She is a little dense.
GOD: I know..I made her that way so she could love YOU!

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