Bathroom rhymes and graffiti (Part 8)

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Life is like a shit sandwich.
The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.


Found on the men's room wall at Cogan's in Norfolk, VA.


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This is a teepee for your peepee
Not a wigwam to beat your tomtom!


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(written above a urinal)


Why are you looking up here?
Are you ashamed of it?


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No matter how you shake and dance,
The last drop always falls in the pants.


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No matter how much you shake your peg,
The last wee drop runs down your leg.


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Be like daddy, not like sis
lift the lid to take a piss.


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Some people come here to take a shit,
I come here to leave one.


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Don't look now!
you're pissing on your neighbors foot!


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(from the late Clark Gable)


Why should I be proud of something where:
Every monkey is my equal,
and every jackass is my superior?


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On the ceiling above the toilet:


Out to lunch, be back soon.


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Written above a urinal in a men's clothing store:


To curtail shoplifting of our overpriced merchandise, these urinal stalls
may be monitored at any time by buxom voluptuous airline stewardesses and
horny divorcees moonlighting as security guards.


Written below that:


If you're longer than 12 inches, you get a 50% discount on our overpriced
suits.


And written below that:


And if you're last name is Bobbitt, you get another half off! Prices
slashed!


And yet written below that:


Gee, I don't see how you guys sit on these funny-shaped toilets. I can't
seem to stay on without slipping off. Mary.


And yet written below that:


I bet that's what your husband says too every night!


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Please do not bite the woodwork while straining.


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Why do turds taper?
To prevent your ass from snapping shut with a bang.


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Written at the bottom of the toilet stall:


Beware of gay limbo dancers!


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Alas poor Yorlik, I knew him backwards.


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What ever happened to the good old days when men were men and pansies were
flowers?


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I used to think I was a werewolf but I'm alright nooowwwoooooooo...


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Phys204: a waste of time, space, and energy.


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Sometimes I wish I was
What I was when
I wished I was
What I am now.


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If you are taking a Shit
Please put it back


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Q: Quel est la difference entre un homme et une femme?
A: La difference entre.


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(written above a urinal)


I think, therefore I aim.


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Seen above a urinal:


Si quieres crecer fuerte y sano,
comete lo que tienes en la mano.


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Seen above a urinal:


If you think I'm sick, look at what you're holding!


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Virginity is like a bubble in the mainstream of life:
one prick and it's gone forever!


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Written above a roll of toilet paper:


UCLA diplomas, take one.