Superman is flying over the city one day, when he spies Wonder Woman laying butt naked, and spread eagle on the roof of an apartment building. Around her are the super friends, and they are watching intently. "Hmm," says superman, "I'm pretty fast, I bet I can swoop down there and have a quickie and be gone before anyone knows what's happened". So he swoops down to the rooftop, does his thing and is gone before any of the super friends could get a good look at him. "What the fuck was that?!" Wonder Woman cries. "I don't know," says the Invisble Man, "but my asshole sure is killing me".
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