... and legend says that one who says something whilst jumping over the river will turn into it .
The first runs and jumps and yells, "Eagle". He turns into an Eagle and flies away.
The second man runs and says, "Fish". He turns into a fish, falls into the water, and swims away.
The third runs, but trips and screams, "Oh, shit!"
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