Superman walks into the Superhero Bar

and sits down next to Batman and orders a drink. Batman asks how his day was and Superman says "I was flying along checking things out when I looked down and saw Wonder Woman writhing on the beach nude. I couldn't help myself so I swooped down and started laying super pipe." Batman says "I bet that surprised her." Superman says "Nah, but it shocked the hell out of the Invisible Man".

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