Growing up in the south there was a boy named Junior who was of African american descent. One day he came home from school and his mom said "hey junior what you learn at school today?" Junior replied "hey ma, I learned how to fuck!" Junior mom became hysterical and said "boy...I tell you, you tell your father what you learned today when he come home from work". Juniors father comes home from work and mom says " boy, you go right on ahead and tell your father what you told me you learned today at school." And junior says "pa, today I learned how to fuck" junior father jolts in amazement and says "boy you becoming a man...we gonna go to the bar and celebrate". Off they go to the bar Once there Junior father tells junior to announce what he learned. Junior says " folks, I'm becoming a man...today I learned how to fuck. Everyone than clashes there mugs to celebrate for such an achievement. When all of the sudden one of the guys ask junior "so, junior whens the next time you gonna fuck" junior replies "man as soon as my ass stops hurting".
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