Superman is flying around when he passes near Wonder Womans house. She's naked on her back sunbathing in her backyard. He thinks to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could fly down there fuck her and be gone before she knew it". So he did super fast. Wonder Woman jumps up and yells WTF was that? I don't know, said the Invisible Man but my asshole is killing me.
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