A man finds a lamp - rubs it and a genie pops out - he grants the man 3 wishes.
( you can make up the first 2 yourself as they are not important ) I usually use:
First he wishes to put his hand in his pockets and automatically find wads of money
Wish granted says the genie
The man puts his hands in his pockets and sure enough - wads of notes are in there. AMAZING!!
Secondly he wishes for superstar looks
Wish granted says the genie
He looks for a shop window and sees a hunk gazing back! AMAZING
For the 3rd wish - he grabs the genie and whispers in his ear
No problem says the genie
Later that night the man is sound alsleep in his bed when he is woken by loud banging at his door.
What the hell could that be?
He goes downstairs to answer it and is greeted by several men in white hoods holding a burning cross and a noose.
What the hell???
You did say you wanted to be hung like a nigger says the Ku Klux Klan guy!
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