One day a family were sitting at dinner eating dear meat. The dad said, " kids, if you can guess what we are eating i will give you 10.00. So the 1st lil girl says, "chicken"
he says,"nope". the second child which is a boy says turkey? he says no. He says i will give you one clue... its something your mom calls me.There was a long pause then the little girl says CHARLIE SPIT THAT OUT YOUR EATING BUTTHOLE!!
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